In the spirit of my math test today…. #jesus #teaching #parables #parabolas #quadraticequation #math #headaches
“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”
the last sentence
There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.
Happy Feast of Saint Nicholas of Myra! Most famous for his secret gift giving and generosity to the poor “Santa Clause” was a Catholic bishop back in the day. He is also known to have little tolerance for heretics (people who teach incorrect theological ideas), especially when he slapped the heretic Arius at the Council of Nicea. Enjoy memes in his honor! #stnick #bishopofmyra #santa #santaclause #catholic #bishop #herecy #heretics #slap #feastday #suchabadass #proudtobecatholic
don’t know if anyones pointed this out yet
He flirts with the men just as much as he does with the ladies. I knew it. I called it. Katie owes me thirty bucks.
sorry but you guys left out the best part
Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
This is the best way to explain this.
never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either
Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”
unless it’s “vegetables”